Nineteen dollars and ninety-five cents buys you a 1 1/4-pound lobster dinner and live (undead) entertainment from burlesque dancers at Black Pearl seafood restaurant on Tuesdays like today. If, like me, you spend a few hours a week/day reading menus for restaurants you do not plan to visit, I recommend theirs. It’s a pretty grim, 1996-style website, and the menu doesn’t even have prices on it, but it’s really comprehensive and I’m so hungry. For instance, the Maine Clam Bake: Lobster, steamers & mussels–steamed to order, served w/ roasted corn on the cob, new potatoes, slaw & drawn butter. If you like lobster so much, why don’t you marry it? I would, but I would eat him.