Fashion Week Daily just had some super exclusive sources confirm that Brad Pitt has shot the Jolie-Pitt brood for the November cover of W. This marks Bragelina’s second turn as a couple in the magazine, and yet it all just seems like a rather gratuitous way for Brad to test yet another newfound artistic passion (Angie gave him a Littman 45 single camera as a b-day gift). We get it, the contents of Jolie’s womb can save the magazine industry. Must it bear repeating at the expense of consistently overexposing their magically blended family?
Also, I feel pretty badly for Jennifer Aniston right now. Not only did the two most beautiful creatures in Hollywood just pop out twins, they’ve got this spread, shot in Chateau Miraval in the South of France–I’m thinking matching black swimsuits and lots of moody perfume-ad-esque beach snaps–and she’s got painful memories of J-May’s trademarked guitar face. Ew. As if breakups weren’t already heinous enough.