Would you put a vibrating stick cloaked in oily black paint within millimeters of your eyeball? … is how the 8-year-old in me would respond. The adult part says, “Neat!”
Battery-powered mascaras promise to more evenly and thoroughly cover your eyelashes–and now there are two of them, Estée Lauder’s TurboLash and LancÃ´me’s Ã”scillation. They both sound exactly the same, except one’s $30 and the other’s $34. Has anyone given these a whirl (a buzz, ha) yet? They’ve been selling out everywhere, and are, apparently, in the midst of a mascara war. It’s kind of like the Iraq War.
Where’s Maybelline in this? They should make a pink one, a la Great Lash (males, have you stopped reading yet?), and call it RoboQueen. Or LashBot. BuzzStick. Makeup Machine.