Alaska?! Alaska!

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09/02/2008 1:00 PM |

Diddy is highly disturbed by John McCain’s VP pick. In his latest “Diddy Obama Blog,” not only is he utterly baffled by the fact that Sarah Palin hails from Alaska (“Alaska, motherf*cker? There’s not even no crackheads in Alaska! There’s not even no black people!”), he’s a more than a bit thrown by the news that broke this weekend. Palin’s 17-year-old daughter Bristol is having a child out of wedlock with her soon-to-be husband Levi Johnston (who, sorry, the chin pubes? not sure what the Daily Intelligencer is so hot and bothered by on that one).

“You’re bugging!,” Diddy goes on to announce. “I don’t even understand
what planet you’re on right now!” he wails, before chastising McCain
for not choosing Michelle Obama as his running mate. “Now that would
have been something strategic and fly.”

At the 2:23 mark, the rapper-mogul appears to be almost at a complete
loss. “Yo. You would let her… keep your kids?” he asks, trailing off into a silent moment of head-scratching beffudlement.

What an odd campaign this is.