Have you set your DVR to record Paris Hilton’s latest rollicking visual trainwreck, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? That’s okay! If you miss this series, you can always catch her on the next go-round. P. Hilton will soon begin working (and I use that term loosely) with flat-ironed hair mogul and Larry King stand-in Ryan Seacrest on a new, scripted series. Because The Simple Life was totally impromptu every step of the way through, and girl is ready for a change.
Details are spotty, so it’s hard to say, at this juncture, who will be the biggest diva. Or whose slimy smile of quiet triumph frightens me more.