Really, a Guy Named Keating?

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10/10/2008 12:13 PM |

All of my favorite political writers, from Orwell to Hunter S. to young Hitch, were able to distill their heartbroken rage into lucid, muscular prose (ok, the good doctor wasn’t always lucid, but you know what I mean). Well, in response to this latest McCain campaign official who’s trying to bring up Obama’s history of drug use as the world economy goes byebye, I say, FUCK YOU. Also, eat a bag of dicks (I think it was Mencken who came up with that one).

Some guy named Frank Keating (no, not that Keating) thinks Bar-Bar should be more candid about his past, because the American people deserve to know. I mean, it’s not like the guy wrote a book about it or anything. Oil up your flintlocks people, there’s trouble a-coming.