Someone Else Made This So That You Don’t Have To: High School Musical 3 Has Arrived

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10/24/2008 9:30 AM |

Someone Else Made This So That You Don’t Have To provides me with the excuse to troll the bowels of DIY marketplace Etsy.com for amazing things fashioned out of dust by by whimsical indie-rock fairy queens! We’re all in this together, breaking free, getting our heads in the game, etc.

American Girl Handmade High School Musical Dress (includes Dolly Purse!) by sewgrandmacathy

OMG, ya’ll, listen up!!1!! The third installment of the High School Musical franchise will be unleashed onto the drooling underage public today. The vulture-like forces behind HSM may have been trained to feed off of the unsuspecting purchasing power of Youth, but the films just so happen to be filled with phenomenal pop music gems. Really. Don’t judge me; I’m part of that underground cabal of adults — comprised of former musical theatre
nerds, coming-of-age obsessives, and unapologetic Disneyphiles — who actually, legitimately lurve this sorta thing. Yes, we exist.

Anyway, Wildcats, this American Girl doll’s dress is terrifying, but what else am I gonna feature? An I <3 Troy Bolton scrabble tile necklace? Or a mosaic made of THOUSANDS of pictures of him? Zac Efron’s grinning mug (pre- J-Timbification reinvention) is plastered on her chest. so, er, yeah. There you have it.