Hello there, ye wacky “undecideds,” or whatever you glass-eaters like calling yourselves. Here’s a handy one-column cheat-sheet to This Fucking Election to help you come to whatever conclusions you can by this point. (Remember, you’d better vote, or you don’t get any free illegal coffee or donuts, etc.! Also, nobody will want you at their election party.) If you require something a bit more comprehensive, GOOD magazine offers this handy voter guide one-sheet. Print it out and think! Do not flip a stupid coin.