The Cable Newsers Really Miss the Election Drama

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11/21/2008 5:00 PM |

It’s like what happened to publishing when J.K. Rowling stopped writing Harry Potter books, except now the hand-wringing, says the Washington Post, is happening inside the cable news networks. Ohhhh, wahhh, what WILL WE DO, now that Barack Obama is That One, but in a good way, and there’s nothing left to scream about — except for, like, the fact that his Chief of Staff is going to send you a dead fish if you screw up.

Americans became smitten with the high drama of the presidential
election, but the transition of power is proving less than sexy.

Maybe the pundits should just striptease while they bellow insults and interrupt each other. Keith is so totally into that idea.