Well, that happened! Those joking liberals and their nonsense schemes of selling Senate seats! And oh, that Tribune thing — it’s so hilarious when you only want to give a newspaper money if their journalists consistently print nice things about you, as if this were your own personal BLOG or something. What the hell is this, 1994? What happened to Hope? What happened to Change? What happened to cigars and illegitimate babies?
Can’t anyone do anything RIGHT anymore, ever? We have a secret santa stocking already filled with poop, for you, Blago. Come and get it.