Your Weekend of Football and Several Heart Attacks

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01/30/2009 5:00 PM |

The most-emailed story on nytimes.com as of yesterday afternoon is an article about this ridiculous bacon-wrapped-sausage-wrapped bacon thing. (This got the original source of the “bacon explosion” so much traffic that the site crashed for a bit, because we are a nation of hideous slobs.) So, obviously, have a good weekend watching the Super Bowl.

Oh, also, if your blood is still foolishly forcing itself through thick fat-encrusted arteries after this and that case of Coors, hey, Betty Crocker brownies shaped like footballs! Laces out etc.