This is Why the Internet Exists

05/21/2009 1:43 PM |

I like to go to movies but I also like to drink heavily in the presence of Matthew McConaughey. Sneaking a Thermos of Chardonnay into the Union Square Loews after leaves me with a full bladder around the seventh shirtless scene. What to do? The geniuses at are all over it: they’ve developed an application that tells you the best times to take a potty break during new releases like Star Trek, Obsessed and the latest addition to the McConaughey oeuvre, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Plus, if you bring your phone to the little girls’ room, you can read a synopsis of these scene you’re missing mid-leak. It’s a wiki model, so other users create the “pee times” and scene descriptions.


Every day the internet exists, my life improves.

[via Michael S. Galpert]