I don’t know how I went four hours without hearing about this, but early this afternoon, Entertainment Weekly reported that Monday night’s episode of Jon and Kate Plus Eight will be an hour long and feature a major announcement from the Gosselin family. In a commercial for the show, Kate says, “We’ve made some life-changing decisions,” and one can only assume she’s either had mercy on poor Jon and agreed to a divorce, or she’s had mercy on those poor kids, and she’s decided not to do the show anymore. OR MAYBE BOTH! Am I gonna have to live-blog this? Would any of you guys read it if I did?