In the fight over who gets to jump on Adam Lambert’s dick first, it looks like a dead heat between the snake and the butterfly. My money’s on the snake, though.
As you’ve probably heard, the Idol winner came out, to absolutely no one’s surprise, in the current issue of Rolling Stone. Here’s some teaser text from their website.
The flamboyant Idol singer hits our cover and bares all, talking about his childhood (”I started to realize I wasn’t like every other boy,” he says), the drug-fueled Burning Man epiphany that led him to AI (”I realized that we all have our own power, and that whatever I wanted to do, I had to make happen,” he tells RS) and his run on the show (”I was like, ‘I’m going to glue rhinestones on my eyelids, bitch!’ “). And yes, he talks about his sexuality. “Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler,’ ” he tells us. “I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context.
Yeah, Adam, it would have been a shame if you’d come out in a celebrity magazine.