Stephen Baldwin Gives Shelter to J.D. Salinger Impersonator in his Backyard

07/09/2009 3:45 PM |

3245/1247166796-stephen_baldwin_.jpg Noted Christianist and brother of a famous person Stephen Baldwin was questioned by police about a homeless man living on his property who is alleged to have been dealing drugs. Mr. Baldwin, who is studying for the role of The Good Samaritan in an upcoming Schenectady Bible pageant, was getting into character by allowing the vagrant in question to live on his property in Upper Grandview, New York. Mr. Baldwin claims to have been trying to do a good deed. Mr. Baldwin also claims that the Lord Jesus Christ is Our Redeemer. Mr. Baldwin also claims that “this could be the year for the Mets.”

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