What is Happening in Jake Gyllenhaal’s Crotch Area?

07/17/2009 12:20 PM |

9c1f/1247846343-jake.jpgMark has no idea I’m posting in the film section right now, and he’s gonna be soooo angry. But I am willing to risk his scorn to bring you this newly! released! photo! of the dude from Bubble Boy dressed like some sort of warrior while filming a Disney movie called Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Gyllenhaal said, “I’m tired of taking myself so seriously,” and while the writer didn’t include it, I can only assume he went on to say, “…so I started taking steroids and agreed to wear this gigantic codpiece.”