Write a Political Haiku, Win Lots of Cash

08/20/2009 12:06 PM |

Barney Frank smoking a cigarette

Scourge of internet racists and friend of The L Allen McDuffee is cold rockin’ a political haiku contest over at his site Governmentality. (Which is really good, btw. IT WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER.) Political haiku contest, you ask? Yeah, I’m not sure either, but here’s what Allen says:

August can be a slow month for politics and it’s hot as hell on the east coast…why not have a political haiku contest?

So, ok, he doesn’t really know either — BUT FUCK IT, poetry is fun, and here’s my entry:

The lady is dumb
At the Barney Frank town hall.
But he is funny.

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