Seriously? According to the head of the federal Center for Disease Control and Prevention, about 800,000 New Yorkers were actually infected with Swine Flu in the spring. So, all those nervous subway rides you took, when you got antsy about sneezy strangers? You were right to be paranoid.
BONUS GOOD NEWS: The same dude thinks we could be looking at nearly a million deaths nationwide this fall, from the Swine Plague.