- Sorry, the Goats are not available for birthday parties or other private events.
This seems fairly straightforward: Seattle’s Rent-a-Ruminant has a herd of goats. You can rent them, and 100 goats will come to your property and graze on your brush or what have you, until your yard is cleared. The environment thanks you, everybody’s happy.
Given the difficulty of maintaining a backyard in an urban environment, and what we can assume is a fairly healthy goat population distributed in small numbers all over the five boroughs, one imagines that this would work well here—you’d only have to rent just a few goats, unless of course you wanted lots of them, for whatever reason (that’s between you and your god).