Gossip Girl to Feature Threesome Involving “Three Main Characters”

10/06/2009 3:38 PM |

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I have been less than diligent with my Gossip Girl watching this season. I’m only one episode behind, mind you, but when Monday night rolls around, I just don’t experience quite the same feeling of urgency I have in seasons past. I guess that’s what happens when you get old. Or when you watch so many Sunday night shows that you can’t possibly fit them all in before passing out on your couch, forcing you to let them spill into Monday, thus ruining the rest of your week and, frankly, the following week, too, to the point where you become one of those monsters that walks around shushing your friends and family because they’re having a perfectly reasonable conversation about the most recent episode of their favorite show, just because you haven’t had a chance to watch it yet.

Anyway! Entertainment Weekly‘s Michael Aussiello is reporting that on the November 9th episode of Gossip Girl, there will be a threesome involving “three major characters.” He’s been sworn to secrecy about the participants, but he’s listed nine possible combinations, one of which is the real deal. My guess is Serena, Carter and Georgina (Serena’s drunk, it’s dark, and she doesn’t realize it was Georgina until the next morning), but it will probably be something much dumber, as these things always are.

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