It’s Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday, So You All Have to Buy Me a Present

10/09/2009 10:13 AM |

Yeah, it’s true, me and my kind have an earlier, better Thanksgiving than you. Ours is to commemorate the time Hoser Jesus skated across an unfrozen lake and scored a goal on Hoser Satan. Basically, it’s pretty much like this very special Ellen Page Canadian Thanksgiving video. Enjoy.