Who Gets Off On Cartoon Porn?

10/16/2009 2:06 PM |

Marge Playboy Cover

Last week, Playboy announced that its November issue would feature a Marge Simpson spread; the cartoon mother-of-three also adorns its cover and submits to an interview, available online, along with a slideshow of the Julie Kavner-voiced character with her privates discretely obscured. The artwork, according to the signature, is by Matt Groening himself.

So, cartoon nudity has gone mainstream. But your favorite cartoon characters have already appeared naked on the web—and been involved in much more hardcore shit than you’d find in any tasteful Playboy spread.

Animated pornography seems much more common in Japan; anime video clips of boinking toons are widely available across the Net. It’s less popular in the United States, but amateur- and professional-looking sketches of animated favorites engaged in provocative sexual situations still turn up; characters from The Simpsons and Disney classics seem to be the most popular. As one website explains, “Who said cartoons are for kinds [sic]? Who said cartoon heroes are all good and innocent? Bullshit! They all like to fuck, just like everyone else. At this Toon Party they all got really drunk and really nasty. Watch your favorite cartoon characters getting naked and doing things you could only imagine in your wildest dreams!”

Snow White Censored

Whose wildest dreams? If I’ve learned anything from sex columnists, including our own Audrey Ference, it’s that one shouldn’t judge another’s kinky sexual proclivities. But much of the American-style cartoon pornography available on the Internet is deeply disturbing [more examples below]: not (just?) because it places childhood icons in adult situations—cf. Snow White sucking off Grumpy—but because so much of it places the characters in incestuous situations: Maggie fellating Homer; Ariel orgasmically riding a climaxing, titty-sucking King Triton. For some reason, those interested in corrupting figures from their youths also seem interested in fucking their families. Playboy said its Marge Issue is meant to attract a younger audience, but maybe it’s an audience they don’t really want. No mainstream publication wants a reputation for being the go-to Magazine for Motherfuckers.

Click the images above and below for uncensored versions [at your own risk, they are gross and definitely not safe for work]:

Simpsons Censored


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