I was so busy hating Adam Lambert this morning that I forgot to make fun of Jennifer Lopez for falling down during her performance of her new single “Louboutins” at the AMAs last night. If you’re inclined to feel bad for her, don’t. Because really, if you weren’t laughing at her for this, you might feel the urge to laugh at her for being a 40-year-old former pop-star who sings songs about shoes. I recommend pausing it right when it starts, then letting it load until you can skip ahead to 3:40 for the fall. Otherwise, you’d have to listen to a song about shoes.