THANK GOD. So, there was a chance the Miss G Train Pageant—put together by the lovable kooks at the City Reliquary Museum—was going to be canceled because of lack of interest, which was a ): thing. Well dry your eyes, Brooklyn, because 18 lovely semifinalists will square off tomorrow night at the museum for a chance to benevolently rule over the only train line that runs exclusively in the borough of Brooklyn. And WE WERE THRILLED to see former L Mag intern Rebecca Hirsch (“Hirsch!” I would yell when she came over an loomed at my desk) is one of the participants. She quotes Nietzsche and we hope she wins.