Alright, I promise, no matter what happens from this point on, you won’t read about it here. But I feel like I’ve got to see this story through to its conclusion, so here goes: During a performance by the Joe Perry Project (no joke, it’s a real thing) at the Fillmore right here in New York last night, Tyler made a surprise appearance to tell the crowd (no joke, there was one) that he’s not quitting the band. And also some other stuff.
“New York, I want you to know I am not leaving Aerosmith. And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors, but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”