So there’s this thing called Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama (which has something to do with this) that will provide facial hair enthusiasts all over the internet with countless hours of entertainment. It’s a fairly straight forward pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey sort of web application, except you’re pinning any combination of 36 hilariously named mustaches (“The Ringmaster,” “The Tit-Tickler,” “Harlot Handles,” “The Arse Bandit” and more!) on an old times-y English gent.
You’re not limited to just the mustaches they offer, though; you can combine and layer facial coifs to create exciting new hybrids. For instance, at right I’ve combined the DeCoursy, Caterpillar and Fop to create what I’ve dubbed “The Showerhead.” So get over there and start facial hairstyling (and let us know what you’ve created in the comments).