So it turns out PSTD isn’t the only side effect from soldiering. Late last night a young army reservist was walking home from work in Milwaukee when he was set upon by three brigands, who laid him out with great dispatch, pilfering his goods. But when the lead highwaymen took note of the young man’s army ID, he commanded his fellow thieves to return the stolen items, apologizing as he did so. Of course, it also might have something to do with the fact there was only $16 at stake. I believe the lesson from all this is GOD BLESS AMERICA. Also, can I get a little U! S! A! going?