A brief post about the attack on Silvio Berlusconi, or, NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!

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12/14/2009 10:17 AM |


Dear Internet,

Just curious, but how come you’re able to provide me with audio of Silvio Berlusconi wooing prostitutes at his private villa, but not with video of the exact moment that Berlusconi, in a huge crowd of people at a public appearance with cameras freaking everywhere, was struck in the face with a souvenir statuette of a Milanese cathedral?

Luckily Berlusconi is perhaps the only world leader with a plastic surgeon on call 24 hours a day, so any facial lacerations will I’m sure be smoothed over most expediently. Sil may not even have to postpone his next Botox injection.