Am I the only one feeling like the entire internet is already on Christmas vacation? No? Good, so you won’t be mad at me for having nothing to post about other than a Jonas Brother getting married. You know, Kevin: not the one who actually seems to have talent, or the horrible one that doesn’t play any instruments, but… the other one. Well, he totally got married this past weekend, at the age of 22, to a 21-year-old hairdresser he met on vacation in the Bahamas in 2007. Then they had sex, probably, and then he texted his brothers, probably, to tell them what it’s like to have sex. Then a bunch of girls cried, probably, including the 21-year-old hairdresser who’d just married a Jonas Brother.