This Whole Concept of “Army Surplus” Is, On the Fundamental Level, Such Utter Bullshit

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12/29/2009 10:56 AM |

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Because haven’t we already paid for those clothes once?

I mean, it’d be like if I bought you a vest, and you were like, Oh, thanks, but I don’t think I’ll ever wear this vest, and then I was like, Well, in that case, I would, I mean obviously I think it’s a nice vest or else why would I have bought it for you, and then you were like, well in that case, I’ll let you buy it back from me, through a middleman.

I’m thinking of getting a Navy-issue pea coat this winter, and whatever I pay for it I’ll probably just withhold from my federal income tax.