Captain Sullenberger’s Famous Bird-Murdering Airplane Now For Sale

01/22/2010 11:37 AM |

Flight 1539

That horrible plane that killed my beloved countrybirds and scared the crap out of the whole west side of Manhattan (but brought people together and made Captain Sullenberger a hero), is now for sale.

Gallingly, the murderous airplane is described thus: “Destroyed. Aircraft suffered severe bird strike event resulting in water emergency landing.” As if it didn’t know it was killing Canadians.

Bidding on the Airbus will take place in beautiful Kearny, NJ, on March 27th. I will be there to protest.