Famous Aspiring Newscaster Sarah Palin Finally Comes Home to Fox News

01/11/2010 3:01 PM |

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Everybody saw this coming, but now it’s official: our delightful Queen of Ice and Populist Outrage will be presenting her commonsensical locutions on the Fox News channel. In what looks to be a rare bit of network programming genius, Sarah Palin will be traveling around the world with Michaels Palin and Pollan, offering her common sense criticisms critiques of the way other cultures do things, particularly the weird, gross food they eat. Pallin’ Around with Palin and Pollan: Finding the American Way has “hit” written all over it. (After all, this is what she’s trained for.)