MTA to Name Subway Line After Jay Z, Finally

01/23/2010 1:39 PM |

Jay Z
  • “Let’s hear it for New York City public transit.”

It’s about time. Announcing its blueprint for revised service cuts yesterday, the MTA revealed that the J,M line would from here on in simply be called the “Jay Z” line. “Fuck the M,” nobody was quoted as saying. “The M line sucks,” said no one. “We like the Z, so we’re bringing it back,” someone might have said. Yup. No more M, and the Z is back. All hail the “Jay Z” line. Next stop Marcy Avenue.