Yeah, So Scott Brown Won, BUT DID YOU SEE HIM PIMP HIS DAUGHTERS?

01/20/2010 4:43 PM |

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  • They’re comfortable with nudity in the Brown home.

Even though this isn’t very important, it turns out that Nate Silver’s prediction for 3:1 odds in favor of a Scott Brown victory were correct, and whether or not you spent yesterday trying to figure out the best way to go into a panic about it, or wondering how you got lumped into the lib-dem strata of our readership so easily, it’s all over now because that Kennedy Libertarian didn’t win. So how do we hold onto our (already heavily alcohol rein)forced smiles now? Well. Good news is that Nancy Pelosy is still going to eat any/everbody who gets in her way in regards to passing a Health Care bill. And there is still hope for formerly “barbarian” countries. But not us.

The point here, though, is that Scott Brown is a pimp; as is described by the Daily News:

But then Brown went horribly wrong, at least in the Dad department—adding that his daughters were both “available.” “Just in case anyone who’s watching throughout the country, yes they’re both available,” Brown shouted.

Yup, Senator 41 cold pimped his girls to all of America.