DMX’s Classic “What These Bitches Want” Now in Pie Chart Form

02/17/2010 11:52 AM |

If you were ever a fan of DMX and/or Sisqo, you might get a little queasy—as you should—at the mention of their classic (and classy!) collaboration, “What These Bitches Want” from X’s last good album, 1999’s …And Then There Was X. Tastefully re-titled “What They Really Want” for radio and TV, its most memorable section featured the Darkman himself rattling off names of women for an entire verse, like a bad precursor to Jay-Z’s excellent “Girls, Girls, Girls“. It went a little something like this:

Because the song is so dumb, though, blogger Doomz was able to turn it into a simple and clear pie chart (after the jump) so that you’ll never have to listen to the track again. (BuzzFeed)

DMX What These Bitches Want Pie Chart

Notice how there about “about three Kims.”