12-Year-Old Serial Mugger Busted in Williamsburg

03/03/2010 12:50 PM |

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Seriously? Sure, when I was nine I got busted for trying to shoplift one of those giant-sized candy bars (never pinch from a drugstore—too many eyes), but I never approached the temerity of 12-year-old Shy-kym Samuels. Around 10am yesterday, little Shy-kym mugged a Hasidic lady at (cap)gun point, taking her purse. As with most tweens, though, he didn’t have a good getaway plan and was soon picked up by the ever-vigilante, ever-borderline-way-too-intense Shomrim, the Hasidic community police. This is his third mugging, all of which have been of Hasidic women.

Law and Order episode to follow almost immediately, I am sure.

One Comment

  • YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC TWIT!
    THIS KID TERRORIZED MULTIPLE WOMEN AND WAS ALREADY CAUGHT TWICE FOR IT.
    SINCE THE POLICE OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING TO STOP HIM, THE COMMUNITY WAS NOT GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN. IF THIS HAPPENED ELSEWHERE, YOU’D BE PRAISING THE EFFORTS OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH. LUCKY FOR SAMUELS, HE IS ONLY 12 AND WILL GO THROUGH THE REVOLVING DOOR ONCE AGAIN, BUT HIS ACTIONS CONSTITUTE HATE CRIMES AND YOU APPROVE OF IT WITH YOUR WISECRACKS. THE SHOMRIM PROPERLY REACTED TO A PUNK WHO INSTILLED FEAR IN INNOCENT VICTIMS WITH HIS (CAP) GUN…LET’S SEE THE HILARIOUS ARTICLE YOU’D WRITE IF MRS. DIAMOND WAS HELD UP BY SAMUELS – YOU’D HAVE WISHED FOR THE SHOMRIM TO HAVE BEEN THERE.
    DOUCHEBAG!