Bottled Water: Now with More Blood-of-Licentious-Teens in Every Sip!

03/09/2010 3:45 PM |

Recently on sale at eastern region Rite Aid stores:

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Seriously, has no one ever seen Friday the 13th before? Did you know that there’s a real Camp Crystal Lake in Florida? To which no one in their right minds would never ever go? And, that there’s a Rite Aid on W. Camp Crystal Lake Avenue—in Haddonfield, New Jersey? At which no one should ever shop? Because it’s the scariest Rite Aid ever?

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