Ugh. Frances Lippette, 67, Park Slope resident, had her car vandalized by poorly educated anti-Obama tea bag dicks. After returning from a coffee, Lipette discovered her car (which features liberal bumper stickers) pimpled with crudely written epithets on cardboard, stuck there with tar. Some of the Thomas Paine-like eloquence included lines like this: “Fuck Obama, Librer [sic] a-hole, Fuck that socialist.”
I blame the Hutaree.