Ok, Fine, I Guess I Will Start Writing About American Idol Now

03/03/2010 11:54 AM |

Er, dont look at those two guys in the middle. They got the boot last week.
  • Er, don’t look at those two guys in the middle. They got the boot last week.

I wasn’t going to do this until we got down to the Final Twelve, but I’ve been watching all along, of course, and it’s been strange to have only my wife to share my thoughts with: “God, I fucking hate Big Mike,” “America will never vote for an Asian idol, sorry John Park,” “Kara looks like she drove through a tunnel in a convertible… what’s wrong with her hair?” etc. So here we go: I guess this is pretty much what I do for the next three months.

Last night’s episode was supposed to feature the women, but then contestant Crystal Bowersox was brought to the hospital with what seems to have been a