Sad Times: World’s Shortest Man Dies

03/16/2010 1:13 PM |

worlds shortest man
  • “This demeans us all. Even the baby.”

What the hell? First, America’s oldest person dies, and now the world’s shortest man dies? Who’s next? The world’s fattest woman? (Probably). Also, when did this blog become Ripley’s Believe It Or Not? Why are you making us post about this stuff? WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THE INTERNET?

(Sorry, I’m pretty hungover today, my Spanish friends flew into town yesterday and those guys never quit.)

Well, now that He Pingping is dead, his successor (who we brought to your attention last month) can take his rightful place on the tiny, tiny throne.

I need a fucking vacation.