What a fucking mess this thing was. Jennifer Lopez continues to have no discernible talent, with a Rihanna impersonation that provides little evidence that she has ever seen or heard Rihanna do anything. T-Swift did a much, much better Shakira than whoever that person is. Jason Sudekis forgets that Adam Lambert’s most defining characteristic is that, everything else aside, he’s actually really awesome at singing. With a different pair of sunglasses, Jenny Slate could have been doing any other person on the planet, famous or otherwise.