Swan on Swan Violence Latest Incident in Bizarre Prospect Park Animal Death Orgy

03/31/2010 4:03 PM |

I’ve tried my best to just look away from the bizarre and ongoing Prospect Park “random animal parts” mayhem. Mainly because it reminds me of those weird pseudo-events in middle school when “666” would get spray-painted on the special ed. outbuilding and pubescent wags would suggest that Roger the Janitor was a Satanist… ANYWAY.

Well, the recent beating death of one swan by other swans is just too fucked up to ignore: to paraphrase Peter Venkman, I’m pretty sure that Prospect Park is cursed by a malevolent paranormal entity. Does this freakiness augur the second coming of Zuul? Yeah, it does. Behold your imminent future, New Yorkers:

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