A Soundtrack to Accompany Our Slideshow of 20 Internet Jesuses

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04/02/2010 3:33 PM |

When slide #1 loads up, cue this…

Weird Internet Jesus #2 drummed on this track:

Tom Waits wrote this song after taking a bite out of Weird Internet Jesus #15

When Weird Internet Jesus #19 felt forsaken, he did this:

And, as we come to the end and approach the weekend, this has always been my favorite traditional Easter song:

(I’m pretty sure that if you squint you can make out the face of Christ in the sweat stains on Ian Brown’s gross baggy 90s t-shirt, like the Shroud of Manchester or something.)