Duh, everyone knows that gar roe is inedible, right? RIGHT? I guess not. Arkansas man Darwin Aaron caught a big ol’ gar pike a couple of weeks ago and figured he’d treat his family to some fancy gar pike caviar. And then they all got really sick. (They’re ok, now). Really, the only reason I’m posting about this is because it features an Arkansan fisherman named “Darwin.” Which I think is weird (natural selection at work, etc., carry on…).