Despotic Kingdom of NYU Looking to Expand Empire into Downtown Brooklyn

04/19/2010 11:07 AM |

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  • “See you in the common room after comp. lit!”

Not content with Dubai (not to mention one of Andy Warhol’s old hangouts), voracious real estate gangsters NYU are now looking at building a giant tower in downtown Brooklyn (because Brooklyn is the new whatever). Some suggest the proposed 35-story building is just a negotiating tactic to make it easier for NYU to expand in more modest ways… Basically, “scare the shit of em so they’ll give in to what we really want.” Go Violets!