Easter Bunny Beat Up in Hudson Valley, Ability to Distribute Chocolate Doubtful

04/02/2010 3:59 PM |

New York City is a pretty tough place. But you know what’s a tougher place? Fishkill, New York. Wednesday afternoon, the Easter Bunny was assaulted while lingering outside a candy shop in the small river town about 45 minutes north of New York City. Apparently it was some teenage punk who hates chocolate, springtime and the fact that the Easter Bunny died for our sins.

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