In Which I, a 34-Year-Old Straight, White, Self-Loathing Male, Take the “Which Jonas Brother Would You Marry?” Quiz

04/30/2010 5:19 PM |

kevin jonas
  • My bride to be.

I just had to take this Twitter quiz so I would know which Jonas Brother I am to wed. The answer, this one: Paul Kevin Jonas Jr. (the Latina one?)

“Your such a listener and a romantic Kevin will be the guy for you. You’ll talk about anything and everything. and your dates will be remembered forever.”

I look forward to dating my new husband, the Latina one.