Tiger Woods and Jesse James’ Mistresses in Running to Host Reality TV Show, America Still Doomed

04/19/2010 2:36 PM |

This would normally be Mike’s beat (horrifying pop culture news that augurs the end of civilization) but as he’s currently learning how use a breast pump, I’ll take it. One of Tiger Woods mistresses is vying with Michelle McGee (mistress of Jesse “Mr. Sandra Bullock” James) to host a reality TV show called Celebrity Cheaters.

Fuck everything.