East Coast Be Warned: The Oil Spill Cometh

05/17/2010 11:06 AM |

Shit. There is a significant risk that the gazillions of barrels of oil currently turning the Gulf of Mexico into a sludgy deadzone may get pulled into the Atlantic Ocean via something called the “loop current.” This would put the Florida Keys in direct danger of contamination, and would also jeopardize the pristine white sand beaches of south Florida. And once that oil gets into the Atlantic… I’ve been saying some pretty mean shit about that oil spill, I just hope it doesn’t come for New York…