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  • Apparently he was a photographer for the Post (http://animalnewyork.com/2010/05/ponzi-sch…), providing you an additional P for your alliterative headline: “Post Paparazzo Punched Out By Pissed-Off Pugilist Porter.”

  • One could potentially, in fact, proliferate the P’s more profusely for proper caption precision:

    “Post Paparazzo Post Punched Out By Pissed-Off, Perhaps Post-professional Pugilist Porter”

    His post-KO hover-stance is so proper it looks practiced, after all.

    A presto,

    Paul

  • “Post Paparazzo Post Punched Out By Pissed-Off, Perhaps Post-professional Pugilist Porter, Perp in Prison.”